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	<title>Mike Milo's Journal</title>
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	<description>Crunchy Italian Goodness!</description>
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		<title>Butt Measurements</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says:
&#8220;Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt  is bigger than the barbecue.&#8221;
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape
and measured the grill and then went [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.milowerx.com/?p=1564</link>
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		<title>Conservatives vs. Liberals</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Okay maybe this isn&#8217;t perfectly accurate but ya gotta admit&#8230; there&#8217;s are a few things that are pretty close here&#8230;

If a conservative doesn&#8217;t like guns,  he doesn&#8217;t  buy one. If a liberal doesn&#8217;t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If  a  conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn&#8217;t eat meat. If a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.milowerx.com/?p=1559</link>
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		<title>A Guy Goes Into A Bar&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Guy goes into a bar, there&#8217;s  a robot  bartender.
The robot says, &#8221;What will you have?&#8221;

The   guy says, &#8220;Martini.&#8221;


The   robot brings back the best martini ever and
says to the  man, &#8221;What&#8217;s your IQ?&#8221;  The guy says, &#8220;168.&#8221;
The robot then proceeds to talk  about physics,
space exploration  and medical technology
The  guy leaves, but [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.milowerx.com/?p=1556</link>
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		<title>2010 Census Information</title>
		<description><![CDATA[2010 Census Information  
Please pass along.  Be careful and secure.
WARNING: 2010 Census Cautions from the Better Business Bureau   Be Cautious About Giving Info to Census Workers by Susan Johnson     With the U.S. Census process beginning, the Better Business Bureau (BBB) advises people to be cooperative, but cautious, so as not [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.milowerx.com/?p=1550</link>
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		<title>Icons for Mac or PC made easy!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t know if I&#8217;m the only one who wants to do this but from time to time I want a custom icon for either a program or a folder I have on my computer.
For instance, I am part of the beta team for Autodesk&#8217;s Sketchbook Pro but the icon for the beta and the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.milowerx.com/?p=1537</link>
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		<title>Simple Animation in Flash</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I  read a question on a Flash forum recently asking for help in animating a logo of a person riding a bike. They uploaded the drawing they wanted and since I&#8217;m that kind of guy who tries to help I answered him&#8230;
Here&#8217;s what I wrote in case any of you want to learn this yourself!
Here [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.milowerx.com/?p=1526</link>
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		<title>Wordpress for iPod Touch!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Boy this iPhone thing just gets bigger and bigger! Now there&#8217;s even an app to let me blog from my phone. I use a sevice called Wordpress which allows me to host the blogs contents on my own server (well, technically its my brother&#8217;s server) which is easier in the long run.
Now if they could [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.milowerx.com/?p=1523</link>
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		<title>Stuff you won&#8217;t see on the news!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a tough, but heartwarming story &#8230;.. with a picture of John Gebhardt in Iraq.

John Gebhardt&#8217;s wife, Mindy, said that this little girl&#8217;s entire     family was executed. The insurgents intended to
execute the little girl also, and shot     her in the head &#8230; but they failed to kill [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.milowerx.com/?p=1518</link>
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		<title>Old film found 68 years later in a camera from Pearl Harbor</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Recently, someone unearthed some fantastic                  photos taken 68 years ago with a Brownie camera by a sailor who was on the USS QUAPAW ATF-11O during the attack on Pearl Harbor!         [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.milowerx.com/?p=1499</link>
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		<title>The Worlds Shortest Books</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Worlds Shortest Books
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY 
by Jane Fonda &#38; Cindy Sheehan.
Illustrated  by Michael Moore
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS &#38;
HOW I HELPED AFTER  KATRINA
by Rev Jesse Jackson &#38; Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I  LOVE ABOUT BILL
by Hillary Clinton
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Sequel:
THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill  Clinton
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MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE
by Osama Bin Laden 
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THINGS I  CANNOT [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://blog.milowerx.com/?p=1478</link>
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