May
30
2009
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The Politician

Here’s another painting I thought I posted here on my blog but apparently forgot to.

It’s called: The Politician and seeing as how we’re getting so screwed by politicians these days I thought it was appropriate to post.

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Written by Mike Milo in: Art, Painting |
May
28
2009
11

Chowder Season Two premiere!

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Hey anyone!

Chowder Season Two premieres this Monday! The new episodes are really funny and I worked on them too! There will be a new episode every night at 8PM and it’s one of the best shows I have ever worked on so please check it out or tell your kids about it. You can also check out creator C.H Greenblatt’s blog for more details!

A list of episodes I directed are as follows:

  • The Flying Finger Lingons
  • Hey Hey it’s Knishmas
  • Won ton Bombs
  • The Trouble with Truffles
  • Big Ball
  • The Dinner Theatre
  • Endive’s Dirty Secret
  • Big Food
  • The Dice Cycle
  • The Garden
  • My Big Fat stinky Wedding
  • The Grape Worm
  • Hands on A Big Mixer
  • The Blast Raz
  • The Spookiest House in Marzipan
  • The Poultrygeist
  • Chowder’s Magazine
  • Weekend at Shnitzel’s
Written by Mike Milo in: Animation, Chowder, character design |
May
11
2009
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WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

Men Are Just Happier People–

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President..

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.

New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck..
You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can ‘do’ your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.

Written by Mike Milo in: Funny |
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