Jul
25
2009
1

Driving

fried_eggs
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
‘Careful,’ he said, ‘CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You’re cooking too many at once.. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They’re going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!’
The wife stared at him.
‘What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?’
The husband calmly replied, ‘I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.’

Written by Mike Milo in: Funny, Jokes |
Jul
09
2009
1

Faith the Dog

This dog was born on Christmas Eve in the year 2002.  He was born with 3  legs – 2 healthy hind legs and 1 abnormal front leg which needed to be amputated.  He, of course, could not walk when he was born. Even his mother did not want him.

His first owner also did not think that he could survive.  Therefore, he was thinking of ‘putting him to  sleep.’  By this time, his present owner, Jude Stringfellow, met him and wanted  to take care of him.
She is determined to teach and train this dog to walk by himself.  Therefore she named him ‘Faith’.

In the beginning, she put Faith on a surf board to let him feel the movements.  Later, she used peanut  butter on a spoon as a lure and reward for him to stand up and jump around.  Even the other dog at her home helped encourage Faith to walk. Amazingly, only after 6 months, like a miracle, Faith learned to balance on his 2 hind legs and jump to move forward.  After further training in the snow, he now can walk like a human being.

Faith loves to walk around now.  No matter where he goes, he attracts people.  He is now becoming famous on the international scene.  He has appeared  on various newspapers and TV shows.

There is even one book entitled ‘With a little faith’ being published about him.  He was even considered to appear in one of Harry Potter movies.

His present owner Jude Stringfellew has  given up her teaching post and plans to take him around the world to  preach that even without a perfect body, one can have a perfect soul’.





In life there are always undesirable things. Perhaps one will feel  better if one changes the point of view from another direction.

I hope this message will bring fresh new ways of thinking to everyone and that everyone can appreciate and be thankful for each beautiful day that follows.
Faith is the continual demonstration of the Strength  of Life.

A small request: All you are asked to do is keep this circulating.

Written by Mike Milo in: Faith, Life |
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