Mar
26
2010

A Guy Goes Into A Bar…

Beebo-no-bgGuy goes into a bar, there’s a robot bartender.

The robot says, ”What will you have?”

The guy says, “Martini.”
The robot brings back the best martini ever and
says to the man, ”What’s your IQ?”  The guy says, “168.”

The robot then proceeds to talk about physics,
space exploration and medical technology

The guy leaves, but he is curious…

So he goes back into the bar.
The robot bartender says, “What wil

l you have?”

The guy says, “Martini.”
Again, the robot makes a great martini gives
it to the man and says,

“What’s your IQ?”  The guy

says, “100.”

The robot then starts to talk about Nascar,
Budweiser and John Deere tractors.

The guy leaves, but finds it very
interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time..

He goes back into the bar.  The robot

says, ”What will you have?”

The guy says, “Martini,” and

the robot brings him another great martini.

The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?”

The guy says, “Uh, about 50.”
The robot leans in real close and says,

“So, you people still happy you voted

for Obama?”

Written by Mike Milo in: Funny |

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